HPARENTAL APTITUDE TEST

THE DAVE BARRY PARENTAL APTITUDE TEST

           
 * How do you feel about having partially digested food on your self and
   virtually everything you own?
    a) Fine    b) No Problem    c) Very Attractive

 *  How much sleep do you need each night?
    a) Less than one hour   b) None   c) Sleep makes me very irritable.

 *  How much do you want to know about excretions?
    a) A great deal     b)   Everything   c)  The more the better.

    Scoring: 0-10 You should have a baby immediately.
            10-20 Go ahead and have a baby.
            20-30 A baby would be very good for you to have.

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